{Excerpted From the DragonPort weekly (and perhaps world's only) Newspaper, The Tatler} The following is a translation from Old Dwarvish into the common tongue, from the Original Source Material provided to the Weekly Tatler, and this reporter. The following report, be it truth or fiction, was found to be a scroll on a kind of vellum not seen since the time the old Lands were young; a scroll that washed ashore inside a rather large wine bottle, magically corked. Your Reporter of Tales Tall & Small: El-Ray P. Dodds Presents: The Last Dwarf In the Old Lands , A Memoir by Rusilka Muntansdottir , Last of The Old Dwarves . My name is Rusilka Muntansdottir , I am fairly certain that I am the last of my kind , at least on this continent ; I have searched all the lands I could not find any living souls , and those were few enough in this barren wasteland that legend says was once lush , gre...